If you can’t stand to see her dancin’ in somebody else’s arms, don’t leave her, if you can’t let her go.. #ChrisYoung
the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
life is all about tough decisions
getting enough sleep or staying on the internet
tumblr user: “I can’t stand the smell of Beer…”
overly sensitive tumblr user: “you see, posts like this are what make it hard for me to get out of bed every morning…my father…my FATHER…WHO GAVE ME LIFE, worked at a brewery. Beer shaped the foundation of my family. He passed away, he loved his job. He loved making beer. But you…YOU think its okay to slander beer? Someone’s passion? How dare you…HOW DARE YOU!”
do people really still say me gusta
im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.
I’m sincerely impressed.
Ye Olde Thrift Shoppe